Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why?

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

Buckingham Palace just released this video.

people posting the queen on their story like she's their nani or something

judge: do you swear to speak the truth and nothing but the truth me: yes judge: who do you like me: omg dare

BREAKING: All four bodies of the people who were kidnapped from a business in Merced County have been found dead. abc30.com/merced-county-…

Me as a lawyer: “now why the fúck would my client do that”.

Touched down in The Bay! Feels good to be back😎! Bang Bang Niner Gang God is Good

this october isn't octobering the way previous octobers, octobered.

Alpina B8 Gran Coupe 🥶

Twitter really died after the pandemic

HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT: Two men are wanted for attaching a card skimmer to a Point of Sale device at a Central Fresno 7-eleven. The crime was captured on surveillance video— now Police need your help identifying the suspects.

It was so insensitive of Brit Asia to force Sardar Balkaur Singh Sidhu to do this when it was clear how upset both parents were. The whole show was organised in a way to show it’s just for views.

As a Qatari I’m proud of what happened. I don’t know when will the westerners realize that their values aren’t universal. There are other cultures with different values that should be equally respected. Let’s not forget that the West is not the spokesperson for humanity.

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They dropped this and disappeared This was my shit though

Mahatma Gandhi the Racist. While living in South Africa, Mahatma Gandhi described black Africans as “savage,” “raw” and living a life of indolence and nakedness. •He routinely expressed "disdain for Africans," and he also campaigned relentlessly to prove to the British rulers