A kid I overheard at the grocery store: “I’m gonna get my brain taken out so I can just relax” Same kid, same

What I hear when my family wakes me up to ask me some shit at 5:02

I passed my friend in the weekly competition on 8 Ball Pool! 8bp.co/KXUM4X

apparently I “ruined” Boxing Day 🙄

Might start losing weight coz boy speed bumps always got me questioning my gender. Or might get a sports bra.

Kobe Bryant is among those dead in a helicopter crash outside Los Angeles, a source confirms to ESPN.

coming home with food when your parents cooked 🤣

Me: “A twenty minute power nap sounds nice” Me: 3 hours later all sweaty