we love the substance, don't we? we love the activator, we love to be the matrix. the late, great Elisabeth Sparkle, who they fired like a dog. used to be very beautiful, now... now they're stealing our stabilizer, so unfair. they're not mainTAINing the BALance! seven days each!

covidtests.gov is live again to order 4 free covid tests per household

If you're in New York City, come to a live taping of Have I Got News For You. Great vibes on a Friday night and we'll get you out of there in time to still get punched on the subway. Have I Got News For You US CNN Original Series theblacklistnyc.com/hignfyshow

seven days each i say to them “seven days each” but they don’t listen to me they just don’t, UGLY people. but some of our clients, very beautiful clients, they listen to me, they keep their matrix BALanced, and believe me folks they end up even better than you can even imagine

im very pleased with any show that takes an explicitly anti-AI stance. "youre making yourself obsolete, you dumb bitch. they're coming for your job you idiot" thank you amber ruffin

HOW MANY ROYS WOOD JR. ARE OUT THERE, HOSTING TV SHOWS???

The WGAE and @hearstunion maintain that generative artificial intelligence is theft and is a mandatory subject of bargaining. We will not stop fighting to protect our members' work and livelihood from this existential threat. #1u #UnionStrong

donating my body to the hydraulic press youtube channel

I just used Shazam to discover Happy by Pharrell Williams

[high school reunion] aaanyways it turns out i've always been the hotel's caretaker, but what's new with you?

the museum should let me try on the jacket

We are on ULP strike. We gave The New York Times management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.

big day tomorrow, i am asking my bus driver to marry me!!

ELECTION DAY STRIKE: We are back out on the picket line today. We know this is a hard day to be on strike for our members but we want to be clear: We are here because of the decisions of @NYTimes management.

Today!!

Election Day is upon us! And we're talking about one of the all-time great political conspiracy thrillers, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE with guest Dan Chamberlain dud chumpylips. Vote, then listen! On Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mam… On Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5QgXqJ…

Flew to London this week to guest host the original Have I Got News For You and make sense of Election Day. See yall back stateside next week Nov 15 for an all new Have I Got News For You US

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