I will never watch a Transformers movie. Just not going to happen

Atrocious final jeopardy question. Night owl? Total layup

Young people don’t dap each other up anymore, they’re going back to handshakes

Reading this in my head to the tune of “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic”

Our kids will be so much dumber

The people doing street takeovers are really solid folks, clearly

Always hilarious when people show they don’t know this has been the explicit position of every U.S. administration for decades