not even a swat team could get me off the stairmaster if this ever happened to me

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once

me watching tiktoks from my non american friends phone

The fuk? He said this. Out loud...

If she doesn’t open as Hannah Montana then she can keep it

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

guess who stopped the music

This is who France is sending to repo the Statue of Liberty.

asi de falso era tu amor por mi

My favorite sign.

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If it’s “pineapple belongs on a pizza” yes If it’s “burning children alive is worth it so Jews can have an ethnostate” then no

This woman is PURE COMEDY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

She ate yall right on up!

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

This is the best tweet of all time btw

Because he is.

you are medically stupid.