I miss my dog

In 4th grade I tried to teach myself “how to be human” by replicating the tv show Friends. I did a peer survey and asked my classmates who their favorite character was. Phoebe won, so I spent the entire summer studying her and entered 5th grade AS Phoebe.

call me a triangle with two equal sides the way i so sillies

no, i mean, the sex was fine. it’s just that.. it reminded me of this doctor who episode where-

Do people still update their relationship status on Facebook

Going on a 10 mile walk so I dont harm myself or others

Sorting through my screenshots to make storage space and found this. It had meaning once I'm sure. Sacred, urgent, lost to time

You're laughing. I have thrush and you're laughing.

i wish i had a brain that enjoyed being alive

Just yearning and grieving, endlessly :D

Yesterday, Vergo Pest Control disturbed an active #pigeon nest in #Chester – 5 dependant fledglings now in our care. They claimed public health risk but law states it’s illegal without a Natural England licence. Wildlife crime under 1981 & 2006 Acts. Cheshire West 13 years of Shitchester

Kevin Maguire: "If you're put up in a hotel & you get meals you get £10/wk.. all these terrible myths.. free iPads.. myths & lies have gone mainstream & we've got to challenge them.. we've gone back to the worst aspects of the 1970s where racism is becoming mainstream" Well said

Great British Bake Off is back. This is it, folks. It takes us past Halloween into mid-November, then the tree goes up and boom, it's Christmas, baby. Straight back into New Year, Easter, summer again and round it goes. Do that a few dozen times and booyah, that's your lot.

Still alive btw 🍄

Causing havoc in Oxfam

Obligatory balloon day post 🎈

This is what Cyndi Lauper was talking about man