In all the videos I’ve seen of Oasis I don’t think I’ve seen Noel smile once.

And people wonder why there is massive financial black hole.

Reformer McMurdoch is a dirty thief, pass it on.

France better not bloody well beat us as he will be even more insufferable than usual.

Well the England women look like the England men. Shite.

I don’t care who wins as long as it’s not Verstappen (but I would like Norris)

Can’t stop thinking about a BK Whopper.

Come on Norris!

My husband has never forgiven me for phoning my dad first (who worked in Russell Square) over him (who was in SoHo) to warn them about the 7/7 bombings as I was watching it unfold on the telly. No regrets.

I wonder why a corrupt far right Prime Minister trying to escape investigation would nominate another corrupt far right president trying to escape investigation for a Nobel peace prize whilst in the middle of committing genocide against another Nation?

Trump is absolutely obsessed with trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize. What a strange little man.

My kids have never asked me to participate in any of their TikTok’s. What a bunch of bastards.

Gregggg Wallace using the old “it was ok in the olden days to shove my hand up Women’s skirts and nobody said jack shit about it! I just want my cunt-tree back!” as his defence is tickling me this morning.

Abusing your power at work and sending knob pics to young women, good. Potentially losing your star racer, bad. #redbull

Zak Brown today.

Back in hospital tomorrow for treatment to enable me to go on holiday husband and kid free next week. I will personally give the junior doctors all the pay rises if they make me well enough to travel.

My son is back from uni and has just woken up. What sort of bullshit is this and how do I get some?

Nobody likes Djokovic.

Jake Berry sees an opportunity to skim the system again and joins Deform. They are so fucking predictable 😂

“I’m voting Reform for change!” says the people voting for the UKIP’ers who defected to Tories in 2019 who are now jumping ship to Reform for a job.