I just uploaded “'What the Cat Dragged In' Trailer” to #Vimeo: vimeo.com/664905716

I just uploaded “'What the Cat Dragged In' Final.mp4” to #Vimeo: vimeo.com/665012185

Just watched #DontLookUp . Brilliant. Surprisingly hilarious. Absolutely terrifying. Suddenly v motivated to stay up all night and write the heck out of every important script I’ve got in development (several of which are cli-fi and disinformation-related). @GhostPanther 👏👏

Be careful, my fellow #writers, it’s a jungle out there.

When you discover a character you’re writing who you thought was an insecure, vicious 17-yr-old in care might actually be a calm, conflict-avoiding 35-yr-old who prefers passive aggressive to, well, actual aggressive… Specific, but relatable, right, #writers ? #WritingCommunity

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[Insert the obligatory “May the fourth be with you” joke] I recently witnessed a friend try to use every limb in an effort to use mind control. It was so hilarious I almost fell over laughing & then thought “Maybe it worked”. 🤣I hope everyone had fun today. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

What a day. Subtitled four hours of BBC Parliament today, part of it PMQs. I’ve never heard so much audible derision for a PM in my life. And for the House of Commons, where jeering is commonplace, that’s saying something! Whatever your political opinion, this cannot go on.

You know you’re at the #edfringe when you’re walking in a crowd and you get overtaken by a guy with a long black cloak fanning out behind him like it’s the most normal thing in the world. #DramaDarling 🎭 🤣❤️Oh, Edinburgh Fringe, I have missed you!

For the love of God, @TheEdinCouncil EdinburghCityCouncil please, PLEASE give the waste workers the pay rise they deserve so these strikes will stop. This is surely becoming a public health hazard and making international visitors think Scotland’s a shithole. Other councils, take note.

When you walk past a young man who can only be described as a proper ned and he looks at a tiny dog and literally squeals to his pal in the most high-pitched voice EVER, “Wee dugs!” 🤣🤣 #Glasgow #NotWhatYouExpect #DontJudgeABookByItsCover and don’t judge a ned by his trackies.

This is so important. Watch it and #comeoutforlove ♥️🕊️🏳️‍🌈

Why has this not been in the mainstream news? Thousands of schoolgirls hospitalised simply because they're going to school, the Iranian regime doing everything to suppress/distort the story. Happy Fucking Week of #InternationalWomensDay! #WomanLifeFreedom dw.com/en/iran-series…

📢 OPEN CALL for friends of GMAC Film - the 8th annual ScreenTalentEurope Pitching Forum is coming up! Our partners at #ScreenTalentEurope are inviting European producers, directors & screenwriters to pitch their short film projects! bit.ly/3l5uC6S ⏱DEADLINE: 2nd April

Actors beware.

This is why I check my work WhatsApp group, even when I'm on leave. 🤣🤣Comedy gold!