You don’t drive off until you see that person walk into their house

I will never delete twitter 😂😂😂

If I was a man I would simply move to South Africa because it is the land of the fat arse

Facts

Swore I’d never wish for another heartbreak diet after my last one but ……. Gimme

Just screenshot the are we dating the same guy Fb page and edited a pic of my mate onto it and sent it him😂😂😂😂 10/10 recommend sending your male mates over the edge doing this

i love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go non-verbal and they entertain each other while i look at a tree or sum

Doesn’t feel right planning to go out on a Tuesday night

Ask my lad mates for boy advice and before I can explain myself they say ‘dump him’ and send a dildo link 🙂😂

Out with all my favourite people this weekend for my birthday, January is nearly over, life is good 🌚

Will never understand why my dogs leg it after I give them a treat asif I’d give it just to take it straight back

Weird weird cat

My Botox lady is getting a bonus cos if I’ve been told once people are shocked I’m 28 tonight I’ve been told 100 times

KFC Pepsi max is like crack to me

My happy place

I think about a Chinese takeaway every single day, it’s hell out here

Isn’t it weird like I love my life, I’m so grateful for it and I wouldn’t change it. But sometimes I feel waves of sadness because this just was NOT how I imagined my life to be at almost 28???

I honestly love potato waffles, not bad calories, taste stupendous, all round good vibes

I love for me that I got my own mortgage but living alone is actually terrifying at times 🤣 going for a night time wee on full alert every time 🚨

I really need McDonald’s to get on the Dr Pepper hype