Ilana is my spirit animal.

Boys who shop at H&M 👌

why arent dogs walking upright yet? it has been quite long enough

Rap Game 90s Hip Hop #restaurantplaylist

Fuckin' 🏈🏀⚽️⛳️ talk

Just saw an Argentinian player with a rat tail. More reasons to think about Eli Locke on his special day 💖⚽️🐀

Yes I did unmatch someone on tinder because they don't like This Is the End because they are no longer hot to me.

Your one stop shop for...

My parting thoughts on New York: hot waiters, ugly dogs

What a good tipper. 100%

@hannahmarz #gate #to #nowhere

All you need to know about Bob in four words.

There are few things I hate more than morning joggers 🌞🏃🔫

"If emojis don't wake me up for my 8am tomorrow, nothing will." -Sacajawea

Okay so maybe there is such a thing as too many emojis...nahhhhhh

Redlands is the literal worst. I hate it with a passion. BULLSHIT

Yik Yak is just Twitter amateur hour, and I'm killin it.

This is rice. 🌚🍚👀

Claim yourself. Claim the dark. Claim the light. Claim it all. 💗 #BeautifulCreatures #iamnotashamed

Hey if you're going to eat chips loudly while I'm tryna to sleep, the least you can do is offer me some.