Here's my story on the international cave divers who rescued the Thai soccer team. For @Macleans. macleans.ca/thai-cave-resc…

Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"

Today, December 8, mosquitos bit me as I did yard work. You can imagine my state of mind.

rearranging bookshelves like they’re deck chairs on the titanic #toosoon

Super angry that I just found out that goji berries are also called wolf berries. Gonna eat em by the fistful now.

I asked Siri Inc to play a Paul McCartney song, and she said I don’t have any “porn curry” songs. Girl, I do not have a speech impediment.

My brother and I can’t stop yelling about Star Wars.

dear diary today hux and I took a quiz to find our hogwarts houses he got slytherin I got hufflepuff the first time but it was a mistake

What do you MEAN the Christmas Sherlock episode airs on January 1?! This is un-American.

hux and I are building a new Death Star in place of the one that broke hux says if we don't it lets them win it will be the same but bigger

Hail?! Come on, Austin.

Angels with Filthy Souls is easily my favorite film of all time.

Google has started putting the price per gallon for each gas station when you search in their Google Maps app. Mind blown.

easily my favorite part of winter is wearing hooded coats and pretending I’m Emperor Palpatine

Apparently my husband doesn’t like Nirvana. I have to reevaluate the last eleven years of my life.

Oh hell no, I did not move to #Kansas for an #earthquake to wake me up on a Saturday morning.

I live every day with the dangerous knowledge that I'm only ever three hours away from homemade dulce de leche.

Someone should buy me a full-size skeeball machine.

Instagram wants me to follow some guy with my husband's name and it creeps me out.