watching the DUMBEST survival movie and it’s making me SO ANGRY

i have been in such a silly and goofy mood all day, i simply cannot take anything seriously

At least 31 people were killed and scores were wounded on Sunday as Israeli forces fired on crowds as they were on their way to receive food in the Gaza Strip, according to health officials and multiple witnesses. toronto.citynews.ca/2025/06/01/at-…

that’s between me and God 🩷

Drunk in Love (ft. Jay z) Upgrade U (ft. Jay z) Deja Vu (ft. Jay Z) Crazy in Love (ft. Jay z) Numb / Encore

i feel like there is a small, but passionate group of us who feels like their whole lives would be different if they could go back in time and retry spelling out that one word we got wrong in a spelling bee

very sweet message for me specifically 🩷

added an entire packet of chia seeds to my Buldak ramen #eatclean

if i win the lottery, there will be signs

38 days ‘til halloween 🎃 👻

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

“Taylor’s music worked when she was punching up, but there is nobody left for her to punch up to….This should, and I reckon it will be, a stain on her career that will not be swept under the rug.”

i fear amelia the chicken shop girl is living my DREAM life

❌getting married ❌ having a baby ❌ getting a promotion ✅ my pharmacist said "Yo, those shoes are SICK!" to me

i have an irrational and unrealistic fear of going on Ziwe’s show and being boring and uncool —- irrational and unrealistic bc i am not famous, not because i am interesting or cool

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

last year i had a dream that i ran into Bad Bunny outside Toronto’s The Well, and invited him to my brother’s wedding… should have manifested harder, this could have been my brother and sister in law 😂😂😂

Every time Bad Bunny said "Ey!" in the Halftime Show

when u realize getting a phone w a good camera means u can see every pore, pimple and moustache hair up close and personal 🤡🤠🤡🤠🤡🤠

So that’s London, New York, and pretty sure LA soon. Only Paris and San Francisco left and there will be all South Asian Mayors in all the Dard-e-Disco cities