You know what. Fuck it. For part 4, i’m going full tea. no censoring. no holding back. no worrying about pissed off people texting me. You guys wanted tea and I’m gonna bring the whole damn kettle. Grab on to your fuckin mops.

Happy Anniversary, Michelle Obama. For 26 years, you’ve been an extraordinary partner, someone who can always make me laugh, and my favorite person to see the world with.

Thank you @barackobama for 26+ years of love, trust, and respect - for being a man who always lifts up and honors me and our wonderful girls. Each day I’m with you, I’m reminded of what a treasure you truly are to us all.

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

*pretends to be shocked*

What should my license plate be lol (Lucario is my all time fav pokémon, but tails is my nickname since i was a kid so 9tails would be cute)

While Trump will spend 16 Days at Mar-a-Lago bumping shoulders with billionaires, this is what Obama is doing:

if you had to classify yogurt as a liquid or solid, what would it be?🤔

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Make today about YOU... It’s not about being selfish, it’s about working on yourself so you can be the best version of YOU! Stop fucking around and work harder on your goals. 🔥 We all have the same 24 hours in a day 💯

Carl hugging Maggie when Glenn died; Maggie hugging Enid when Carl died. You’re welcome.