Lowkey shit myself in the dumpster last night

This is unconscionable. An insult to his colleagues and those he plans on arresting—and a betrayal of his oath to defend Moria

Just went 4-0 mono black deck in the kitchen

Vim hoffed standing up last night and collapsed on the sidewalk

This is what it feels like being on a newer blue line train car

When I was a councilor at a “boys vs girls” themed camp I would have to be like: Okay guys you HAVE TO stop chasing the girls with sharp sticks

How tf did a wasp get in my apartment

This debate paved the way for the 2032 inauguration of Generalisimo Ramaswamy

I use google+ via the wayback machine

Afghanistan travel vlogz

🐉🐉🐉🐉

French jenkem is putting cigarette butts in a wine bottle

The French have so much moxie, and so little grit

Mostly listen to scam rap and go to Planet 8 these days

You kiss @colecarey23 once and this happens

Gena 😞love ❤️

I'm pushing through for the team (the daily texan).

I think most people eat this fruit by juicing it. Has anyone here ever eaten this fruit directly? Is that possible?

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.