let's get lost tonight you can be my white conrad tonight

in the uber

they mistook my kindness for weakness i fucked up i know that but jesus can’t a girl just do the best she can?

went to the lesbian u-haul party last night and nobody knew you

back in the city i’m just another girl in a sweater

my brother and i found out we were getting an inheritance from our grandmother and the first thing we did was buy magdalena bay tickets

texting is a dangerous skill for a woman like me to have

anyone with poetry in their hearts knows that the true end to the year is august, not december

this is all a publicity stunt to take attention away from belly’s wedding

good luck babe in a yorgos lanthimos trailer… that’s my man my man my man

used the same joke 3 times to 3 separate people today and it killed every time

i never need to spend money to travel because i genuinely believe new jersey is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

everyone’s saying trump is dead but i don’t care because my best friend is moving out of philadelphia

he makes me experience attraction to men but from the perspective of a gay man

when jason kelce confesses his love to taylor swift on a beach the night before her wedding to his brother

Body is dumb soar...