Son’s haste to see a goal being scored.

Feel as if I’ve read a voluminous manuscript by Nietzsche.

Still can’t believe I have responsibility for this. Might apply to be a CEO of a successful company or something.

It’s like The Big Breakfast, Brookside, It’s a Sin and A Place in the Sun IN ONE HOUR ALL AT ONCE! HOORAY! #LateNightLycett

Watched ‘Glow Up’ followed by ‘Misfit’s Salon.’
I used to read Kafka!

All I do each night is prey…

Is this Colin Hunt’s place? #interiordesignmasters

All this effort for a thimbleful that wouldn’t satiate Tom Thumb.

Is there anything worse than a couple’s chat on property shows?
‘OOOH, it’s nice and bright and airy, Brian…
‘OOOH look, Denise! We could have a g&t on the balcony. And look! There’s a BARBECUE!
‘The bedroom’s a good size.’
‘Would our sofa fit though?’
JESUS CHRIST!

Advised elder son excitedly about the eclipse tomorrow…
‘Oh WOWWWWW!’ he replied.
Think he was being sarcastic.

Accidentally watching ‘Julius Caesar.’
It’s absolutely shit.

I LOVE COUSINS

My favourite piece of art JustSam

‘Dancing Queen’ is the worst song to dance to.

Arseholes went for The FA Cup Final🥊

Got my hair cut. My son’s verdict…’You look like the mum out of Family Guy.’😩

Has Nigel been ossified?

David Mencer opining that he has ‘No beef with the ordinary people of Gaza,’ as if he’s chatting to Joey Tribbiani in Central Perk.
#c4news

Let's just be clear about what's going on.

Israeli ministers, army officers and media outlets have repeatedly called for Gaza to be starved.

They have agitated for its people to leave, or to die.

Slaughtering aid workers to ensure famine fits in with that strategy.

Watched Homes Under The Hammer, brushed my teeth, made two cups of tea, watching Bargain Hunt. Might clean the bog later.