Evening rituals

Bassem Youssef: The Western media has never retracted the lies they told on behalf of Israel after October 7th.

This is the unluckiest things I've ever seen

Can’t overstate how much fun it’ll be watching Jonathan Gullis’s rewilding into society once he gets booted far from British politics in a monumental defeat that’ll be laughed at extensively by the majority of the U.K. population

Absolute shitpistol

A guy did the London Marathon and had a different wine at each mile! That’s something I can get onboard with

Today would have been Sean’s 61st birthday . Miss you old pal

Are you fucking mental?

Bro was fighting for his life

Panda throwing tantrums..🐼😅

It’s Record Store Day today to celebrate independent music stores across the world so a good day to ask what was the first vinyl record you bought, and also a good day to wheel out my favourite photo of my lovely Mum 🥰

Mine was This Ole House by Shaky

Gah

#RecordStoreDay2024

Bro best stay away from me then…

#SongsOutOfThisWorld shameless tweet 😆 #FridayNightMusic 🌖🎤

'Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy fell down the old Well but you're too fabulous to care?!'

I'm going to scream.

Rubbing out a crafty one under a desk should certainly be

Stuff like this always makes me laugh.

Been blackmailed by a group of male prostitutes at 3am in the morning?

Call the Pro Claimers Hotline for immediate assistance

One more thing Mr Menzies Sir. At any point did the 'BAD PEOPLE' threaten to penetrate you with a ...... excuse me Sir, (looks at note book) a giant dildo??

Had an accident at work that wasn’t your fault?
Woken up off your tits in a flat to bad people demanding £5K from you?
If so, you might be entitled to compensation.
Call the Mark Menzies hotline to find out.
Phone no. available from William Wragg. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…