Companies that do this deserve every penny

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria & becomes the haunted house of the cell

can’t the bread go get itself for once i’m tired

A 5 year old girl in Target just let out a scream in the middle of an aisle, paused, and then said, “Okay, now I’m better,” and I don’t know if I’ve ever related more to something in my life.

Saw some dude tweet “You don’t really wash your hands... they actually wash eachother while you just stand there and watch 😂” and I havent been the same since

I found a tiny denim jacket at goodwill

how lucky are we to live under a sky that is repainted everyday by the greatest Artist

one time I talked to this old man and he told me to “find a vacation everyday, even if it’s walking outside and feeling the grass between your toes” and that is what 2019 will b all about. Finding a vacation, everyday.

Having a conversation with my grandma with Alzheimer’s: Me: “it was nice seeing you” Grandma: “it was nice remembering you” Me: “you remember me??” Grandma: “I don’t remember your name, but I remember that I love you” 😢😭

I saw a tweet that said “Someone who overthinks is also someone who overloves” and like....... I felt that

My annoying ass being annoying then getting shocked when someone actually gets annoyed.

she didn’t even knock