Being a civil servant is the dumbest thing I've ever done

Well tis the season of pulling ticks off my body again

I simply don't want to

Easter(n) towhee

Filing your taxes as a NYC resident means you have to survive off ramen noodles for at least the next 13 months

Omg I can't stop hiccuping and Mike's in a Manhattan target bathroom

Is it possible to not be tired at 2pm?

Just called my boss who already thinks I'm too casual dude

Why does Ashley Rs family on Farmer wants a wife have a MOCKINGBIRD IN A CAGE?????

I don't even know how many jobs I've applied to since August and have literally heard back from one. Someone hire me pls.

A group of kids asked me if baby girl was pregnant and I had to not beat them up

I love that I can buy strawberries at 1 am when walking home

I just want to lay in my hammock in the forest and forget I exist

55 crunchy tacos 55 soft tacos 55 bean burritos 55 cheesy roll ups 55 sausage breakfast crunchwraps 100 nacho fries 100 cheesy fiesta potatoes 100 doritos locos tacos (supreme) 100 crunchwraps 100 mexican pizzas 55 steak quesadillas 55 beefy melt burritos 55 spicy potato soft

Rich In ideas that make me want to spiral out of existing

It is such a burden to hydrate I have to pee literally every hour or less

How is it possible to be so sweaty by 7am

When you remember your best friend sucks now