In addition to the tissue snowstorm covering all the clean clothes, I’ve just retrieved 11 Cadburys Heroes wrappers from the washing machine. *thrashes child soundly

little bramble mouse in the autumn leafs

My son took this. And loved the way one stood out for being unlike the others. And I agree. Always stand out for being unlike the others.

Got to share my little mate Rocco for #TongueOutTuesday

COME ON GUYS THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

And you know I’ll be fine, just don’t ask me how it’s going…

God, Crowded House were brilliant. Made me feel like myself again.

In the kitchen sharpening the Big Knife to cut up the lamb for my hotpot The lad: you look like a psycho

I can barely lift this empty, never mind full of hotpot 🥵

Finishing the last part of my dinner with just a fork cause I dropped my knife & the dog flew across the kitchen with such speed that he practically licked it before it hit the floor.

Just saying…

Just shouted at a coach driver, flashed the postman and choked on my own spit, all in the space of about 11 minutes. Hows your day going? 🫠

The Pret frozen croissant you make at home are the absolute business. Kitchen smells of happiness ✨

I FORGOT TO DO THE MINUTE CRYPTIC YESTERDAY AND NOW IVE LOST MY STREAK

The ducks on Bramhall Park were extra fancy this morning ✨

Put the heated blanket on for the dog and he won’t even move off it to get the lamb I’ve put in his bowl 🐕

SOMEONE has eaten the rest of my cadburys giant buttons and there is an indescribable rage burning within me