Am I the only one who doesn’t want Michigan to lose until we play them?

Lunch break naps are game changers. I’ve been missing out.

Our company Holiday party is today and they want us to decorate our work area and dress up.. I work remote. You can guess if I’ll be participating or not.

Open this cars door downtown and driver freaks out and I’m like aren’t you my Uber?.. He was not my Uber.

These are the days where I wish I started work at 7am but then I remember most days I roll out of bed at 8:58..

Haven’t drank since NYE.. Jimmy’s birthday weekend and Browns tomorrow.. Bad weekend ahead of us.

Me wondering why the restaurant we just left is calling Jimmy.. Jimmy D: You left your card there.

Uber driver last night: How’s your night going? Me: I’m down bad Him: Oh really, yeah man you were pretty bad the last 2 times I picked you up too. (Me not knowing I’ve ever been in his car before)

I hate having to root against CJ.

None of my parlays are gonna hit.. This is why I don’t gamble gabb

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Gets up.. Moves to couch.. Works from couch all day.. Eats lunch.. Finishes work.. Lays on couch. Goes to bed. Repeat.

That halftime show sucked.

It’s noon and I’m already firing out texts “wanna drink tonight?”

Came across a driver from a past job and they are now “Safety Manager” of the company.. Mind you this is the same person who delivered a 20 ton loaded scrap dumpster to a site and had no idea they were loaded.. 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Well yesterday started off with Vince asking the Uber driver if you can get higher than 5 out of 5 stars.. We were doomed from the start. 😂

I am back and active on X 🏋️‍♀️😁😁😘

Hello everyone #viral #x

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Feeling good today yea 💋💋✨✨