The last look at my bed before leaving for work.

Casey Anthony rebranding herself as a legal advocate is like Jeffrey Dahmer opening a steakhouse. The delusion is Michelin star level.

I used to get annoyed when men would honk at me while I walk my dog. But now I don’t even mind. Yesssss get into a wreck watching this ass 🙂‍↕️🤭

Alexa, play "Bet On It" by Troy Bolton 🎶 #TheTraitorsUS

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

"Does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness?" "No, we all seem to enjoy it."

When I’m at Texas Roadhouse and they bring the rolls out

sometimes babygirl is a 60 y/o man and that’s okay #TheLastOfUs

me clocking into the job I prayed for

My mom just watched the latest episode of The Last of Us

hated every single second of her performance (incredibly complimentary)

me on july 16th

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

belly flirting back successfully for the first time in her life is v important to me. like this is actually Huge.

and how much steve harrington screen time does this equate to.

I literally don’t care how wrong Kristen is wrong about Colton. I’m still going to support her every step of the way until he’s gone #TheTraitorsUS

That episode of #TheTraitorsUS done pissed me off. I wanted him OFF of my damn screen.

THIS is Ron Funches’ moment! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Where’s the lie? #TheTraitorsUS

So there’s this ditzy olympian duo that survived banishment despite all the odds against them, kinda need these delusional besties to somehow win the game together #TheTraitorsUS