“are u ok” no but im hot

Talking stage is dead. You like me? K let’s go on vacation we can talk there

in case you needed a reminder: you’re a bad bitch :-)

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

i still use pinky promises as a legit form of trust

So close to packing everything and moving to Hawaii

sometimes i hear myself talk and i’m just like: shut the fuck up

stop asking why I am single it’s Because I am insane

I did it

to those of you who don’t like me…what’s it like being wrong?

sometimes i talk to myself and we both laugh.

“shrek is not that good” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that

13 year old me would think current me is cool as fuck. thats all that matters fr