having sunburn on your lips is probs the worst thing ever

I bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

Don’t honk your horn unless you prepared to pull over and handle our dispute physically

Which is why I love it so much x.com/mru_haul/statu…

Don’t ever stop trying if it’s worth it to you

On the day I die, I know where I'm gonna go, me and Jesus got that part worked out

if they don’t listen to you the first time 9 times out of 10 they aren’t going to listen to you at all so let them figure it out for themselves

It’s 2018, can we please stop acting like Valentine’s Day is the worst day of the year just because you’re single? Go out with your friends, your parents, or your siblings. This day is about love. Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you’re alone.

Why does everything always have to hit me all at once

Y’all really smoke cigarettes???? x.com/kwfinesse/stat…

i’m a FIRM believer that if someone’s meant to be in your life they will always come back no matter how bad it gets..

Some people really will just never grow up, smh.

I’ll eat my phone before I let a nigga read me & my bestfriend messages 🙅🏽‍♀️😭🤣

Okay so this is about to be a thread but I need everyone who sees this to like and retweet so it’ll go viral. It’s been 3 hours and I’m still shaking I’m so pissed. : Assaulted at Disney world (with video)