Ya know it's funny how horses naturally were these tough sturdy little mustangs and humans were like "nah, let's breed them so they move pretty and go lame if you look at them wrong"

Hollywood seems to think whinnying is this majestic noise horses make but tbh 1000 horses screaming at a show at 6:00AM is not pleasant

Things my horse has spooked at this morning: her own reflection in a truck window

I'm at a stage in my life when "doing something different" for dinner means buying a different shape of pasta

street performers dog is collecting money from people and dropping it in a tip bucket, getting a TON of money Me: “I bet my horse could take peoples dollars” Dad: “God knows she takes your dollars”

I absolutely LOVE what I do, but working with horses is still work. I feel like a lot of people think that we “get to” work with horses and that we spend our entire day feeling the way they do when they come out to ride their horse(s) or take lessons or do whatever.

You ever try to half halt your wild warmblood mare and they just

My horse: has been eating grass her entire life Me, who has never tasted grass: tries to direct her to the “best” patches like I’m a connoisseur of grass

But how did people make blanketing decisions before hourly forecasts were a thing

Me: "Dior, let's take a cute picture" Dior:

Y'know it really throws me off when people don't automatically pass left shoulder to left shoulder on the campus sidewalks

You ever drive past something scary looking and brace yourself for your car to spook at it

I just opened a bottle of beer with a pulling comb, how's your evening going?

The fun thing about Kentucky spring is that it was 80* and severe storms yesterday but it's supposed to snow like 6" at Spring Bay this weekend 🙃

When you find out you're running your first Novice in the snow

Spring Bay update one: the horses wanted hot breakfast

Well here's something I didn't think I'd have to google on April 20th 🙃

Especially when you live in Kentucky and it's 80 at 4:00pm and 35 by morning 🙃 x.com/herestotheguye…

Child me: *thinks 3 hours is too far to travel for a horse show* Me now: "Virginia is only seven hours, piece of cake"

I wonder if my horse knows how freaking long it takes me to pack her things while she naps in her stall in front of a fan #highmaintenence