Hey (with the intention of putting my hand over the sharp corner of the table you’re bending down next to so that you don’t hit your head)

1./kissme 2. Date=#Han 3. Hottestalivevalue(Han) 4. SexyMode/han

Sure brooklyn is very accepting but have you ever whipped out a Slim Jim in a gay bar

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours. Me:

my book is finally on bookshop!!!!!!!!!!!!! preorder now :) and for each preorder u get a kiss :) spiritual kiss :) no touch :) bookshop.org/p/books/more-p…

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my 5yo cousin drew me and my “secret food” and then the green is a battery. I asked him to draw me a pic of my kitchen so i could hang it in my kitchen. I personally love the vision and size of my head

When u come out as transmasc they legally actually have to cut your name down to one syllable

Your friends that aren’t posting their Spotify wrapped have 1975 in their top artists

Pearl-clutching over protests from people with nothing to say about the slaughter of Palestinians is hard to take. But the literal White House casting protesters as terror sympathizers while it funds a genocide will be a clarifying/radicalizing moment for a generation of students

This is in iambic pentameter if you even care.

“If you're like me, the pristine lilt of iambic verse will halt your dumb work on the bench press.” - Ross Gay

cobel in s2e8

I find no joy in brutality, even that which comes to those who cause suffering. I have in me no old testament sense of vengeance, no bloodlust. I am not ashamed of my compassion or my humanity — the very same which Charlie Kirk mocked & derided days after my boyfriend's murder.

KILL IT!!!!!! CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY and tell them: — NO to KOSA — NO to Section 230 reform — NO to the SCREEN Act — NO to the App Store Accountability Act —NO age verification laws —NO to digital ID systems

Beautiful women named Labcorp Billing Services are trying contact me for money

Breathed in cigarette smoke recently, that stuff is nice! I realize that for my whole adult life my casual 5 cigs a year I’ve only ever been holding the smoke my mouth and blowing it out anyways— what was the question? Interviewer: what do you see yourself bringing to the team