The fairer his skin got cos of vitiligo, the “blacker” his songs got.

UPON GETTING MARRIED, a WOMAN must live better than she lived alone. NEVER WORSE.

Pronunciation tips y’all 🌚 Pronounce CACHE as Cash Pronounce SUITE as Sweet Pronounce QUAY as Key Pronounce CLEANSE as Klenz

During the Nigerian Civil War, many Igbo people fled cities like Lagos, leaving behind houses and property. Alex Ekwueme (then a young architect) left his house in Apapa. His neighbour, Otunba Subomi Balogun, a banker did not seize the property. Instead, he removed intruders

Bro married a drama queen and got a free copy 😭🤣

My refrigerator sent me a push notification that I'm eating too much dairy. I didn't ask for this feature. I just wanted a machine that dispensed crushed ice and kept my milk cold. Instead I bought a $3K appliance that acts like a judgmental nutritionist. Yesterday I tried to

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

The only party signup I did, was Labour Party. When they moved funny, I deleted my profile. I didn't signup for ADC - I decided not to shout up any party until I saw my Principal on the ballot. If it is Vikings that will field my principal for 2027, I will buy red beret.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

Peter Obi You no need too much talk, my leader. Which cult you wan put me like this? Vikings or Alora? I don buy like 7 berets. Bam me tomorrow, mi Lord. 🧎🙏 If you decide to leave that cult tomorrow, unbam me and bam me inside another one. Na you get me, mi Lord. 🧎 🙏

It’s just a one minute video of me talking about what I do. Please hear me out. Thank you so much🙏🏽

I went to church today, pastor is casting out demons and breaking spiritual chains I quickly run commot…make e no break the chain wey hold me and Peter Obi.

The reason I find this video interesting because so often we resort to conformity to avoid violence, but the research is right. The violence is a deterrent to never experience rejection. I’ve been saying for the longest women need to become more violent.

If you’re poor like me, buy HEALTH INSURANCE o, use Gifship please, currently N40k a year, i paid N22,500 last year I am just visiting the hospital for the first time in a year and paid N350 for 3 tests and an xray + medication for malaria and ulcer. BUY HEALTH INSURANCE

A virus Deadlier than Covid was discovered on a Cruise ship. Many Nations have refused to allow the ship Dock for fear of Spreading it amongst their citizens. The WHO is monitoring the Situation. The whole World is on High Alert. Guess what they are discussing in Nigeria? 🙄😂

During the last lockdown, In some countries - people were getting relief packages shipped to their doorsteps, governments were subsidizing on rents. In some people's country, their politicians were stealing indomie.

African billionaires are riding bicycles in Singapore.

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

The way cheating hurts men is the exact same way cheating hurts women.. no body was born with special powers to endure cheating.

2 degrees 3 years. “+234” what a fucking joke.