cavemen describing what a elephant is to their tribe after encountering them for the first time

when i finally see the proof of what my gut was telling me

You’re in the poetry phase, you still have a long way to go.

my ministry

The Bajan influence is Crazyyyy🥲

I want gas stations to change their names to their card transactions names to something recognizable cause seeing “Your card (...####) was charged $200.00 BBD at Yong Ming Enterprises” does send me into an instant panic

if we start love bombing each other rn we can be in matching pjs by December

Fck for it if you have to.

Being the situationship after someone’s long term relationship

The Aftermath?????? Gooood loooooooorrrrrdddd

Actually this is me massaging his balls at 1am thinking about making money the next day

It’s so dangerous!!! My cousin and I went down there a day and he got stung by something. It caused his balls to swell up so big he had to have 3 surgeries before they went back to normal. Now he’s impotent.

If you built like this dm me

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

can i be real? i’m okay with a “good morning” and us not speaking all day until like a day recap at night 😭😭

lord if you give me 10k this instant i promise to spend it wisely

WHAT?! I gine back to school next week 😂

Monday - Shoulders Tuesday- legs Wednesday- Rest Thursday- Chest Friday- Back

People really don't know how difficult it is for a slim person to gain weight in the gym.. This is real work

life be tryna fk me but i’m a freak so i’m gone fk back