Me

Me everyday at 4am leaving to work):

😂😂😭

Stupid

I’m not gonna lie my broom didn’t stand. what did I do wrong

The fact that this is Fau makes it better 😂

bitches be like “the grind dont stop” & work a 4 hour shift

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

How Colombians act when it comes to Futbol 😩

Me collecting what’s left of 2020 and still making it my year

This Tiger King show gets wilder by the episode lmao

Say u swear

I’m a dog momma!!!!!

It kills me every time the vet calls me and says, "We're calling about Slim Thug." in the most professional voice. I'm such a bird. My son didn't have a chance.

These hit too 🥴🔥

Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again !!

Flat head, no thoughts ..head empty

Just finished one discussion post... guess I'll take the rest of the week off.