I just had a coochie wand (correct me) take pictures of my uterus. That sonographer was the sweetest. Shoutout to the women who make you feel superior and comfy why having your legs spread eagle. 🥹

Last day of work until Jan 8th! 🥳

I wish I was in NOLA. 😩😩😩

i refuse to be unhappy this year.. i don't care who gotta go

I wish my ass gained as much weight as my fucking gut did. 😒

It’s official— my hysterectomy is scheduled.

I wonder what ppl think I listen to while I’m driving— Well, it’s Gucci. 😂

The older I get, the harder it is for me to compose my facial expressions.

Not the cashier at Canes telling me, “You’re really pretty” while I have Phil on Bluetooth. 🤣🤣🤣

Wondering why I don’t feel good— when all I’ve had today was a shot of espresso, oatmeal and 5 hard seltzers. 😂

Seeing that soft side of your man is top tier. 🫦

Father daughter dance. 💫

I just want ppl to do what I say and shut the fuck up. Is that too much to ask for?! 🙂

Brax: if you get in a fight and they beat you up that’s your fault, because you should have been working out. Me: …

All the controversy over politics on the internet makes me woozy. 😵‍💫

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How do I tell my grandpa (who sends me money as a reward for NOT having cosmetic work) that I’m using his money for lip filler?