6ix9ine plans to testify against the captain of the J.P. Morgan cargo ship that got busted with 20 tons of Cocaine earlier this summer. “This has no impact on his case he just won’t stop talking” claims his lawyer. Full story: Tbc.gov/2js9a1_p4z

will u please excuse me, I need to go in the library, slam my hydroflask on the table and not shut the fuck up for 2 hours then leave

This is hands down the purest video I have ever seen

Have you ever created an amazing #Excel spreadsheet, but then been disappointed because none of your friends or family cares? #AskingForAFriend

So when you say “it’s just a word”, please remember this video and all the women and men that are either in jail or dead because they are black. Y’all think because it’s engrained in culture it’s okay for you to say, but it’s not. It never will be.

Update: Help

This is Buckley. It’s his gotcha day. Claims he didn’t have any cake yet and I believe him. No evidence to the contrary. 12/10 someone get him a piece please

We mashed up Barack Obama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

This is the only kind of workout I want.

have we tried turning the earth off and back on again