There are just too many story lines in Stranger Things this season.

It will never stop being funny watching people run to catch the G train because they don't remember the station is much longer than the trains 🤣

I'm pretty sure the number of children abused in drag bars is zero. Got any stats handy about children in the church? 🧐

Yes, we know, gas is expensive. We don't need 52352 gas price selfies every freaking day.

If anyone wants an easy feel good show that makes you miss being a teenager JUST a little I recommend The Summer I Turned Pretty

Nordstrom is shutting down their Trunk Club and this means I have to actually shop for my own clothes.

Conceal carry in NYC...yes, that's exactly what we need. 😑😑😑

Wonder how the Roe decision will impact college applications and admissions. You going to send your daughter to UT Austin?

Abortion rights supporters march to Washington Square Park in New York City protesting the overturning of Roe v. Wade. nbcbay.com/aPai53u

I’m pledging $500k from my upcoming tour to Planned Parenthood. Live Nation agreed to match— to make it 1 MILLION dollars

Being that I still have PTSD from HBO ruining GoT I will not be watching House of Dragons.

I'm never going to use "affect" and "effect" correctly. Let's all just get on board with that now.

Who invented the saying "there are no stupid questions"? Because there are. There are very stupid questions.

If Ticketmaster can limit the number of people allowed to purchase presale in a given location, why don't they spread out the ticket sale dates so their website actually works?

If we green screened the #UCF game right now we'd see the Knights playing against a bunch of arms and legs.

A quick 🧵on my new venture and how we’re helping companies launch new products and features better. 1/x

My day.

One of our senior engineers didn't know what "CRT" meant in reference to a computer monitor. Where's my cane and medicare card?

What grown adult doesn't know their social security number?

Congrats to Saturn for making it to the #2 spot in the App Store for social networking — ahead of Whatsapp, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, and Tiktok! Saturn is a new social app for connecting high school students in the real world. It helps gets children off their screens