how MLS decides the rules for each round of playoffs every year

this shirt though

did you see that ludicrous display last night? what was weah thinking, slapping a guy in the face that early the thing about the US is they always try and walk it in

“wow the Panamanian dude just tried that Trinity Rodman move!”

it breaks my heart to see Cristiano Ronaldo like that…. so happy

the ref was ridiculous AND we didn’t play well enough to advance… both can be true

it makes me so sad that Tim Ream is 36 (my age 😅) and won’t be playing much longer so it’d be super cool if we could like cryogenically freeze him and bring him back when we are serious about winning

I love this game

for every ticket about refining another ticket that is created I need 10 minutes of floor time

choosing to believe my previously baggy jeans are now semi-fitted because of gains

just a business analyst screaming into the void about basic documentation

the tech support child gets no days off

I love baseball

time to bring out the third Nealis brother

did Tolkien just catch a beer someone threw at him?

yes he did

the red bull

metro playoff fever has gotten out of hand

there’s being immersed in a fantasy series and then there’s whatever realm of the elderlings has done to my brain where I drove by a dead deer on the side of the road and thought “what a waste, the dragons could use that”

You’re in their DMs. I’m commenting drool emojis on my local restaurant’s instagram post. We are not the same.