“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

#LostDog #LasVegas #RedRocks please help, please share Lost Dogs Nevada

Imagine how differently everybody would treat each other if the "you break it, you buy it" rule applied to people. Well, pretend it does and stop being a fucking asshole.

RT. Alright The Academy this is ur last chance to have #FluffyHostOscars (My opening line) “Excited to be here hosting the Oscars. In keeping with tradition here is another Mexican doing a job no one else wants” 😁

Joe Maddon’s theme for 2019: “Own it now.” Joe points out now backwards is “won”

Did you know horned lizards squirt blood from their eyes when they feel threatened? Imagine crying tears of blood whenever something was bothering you — your boss would have no choice other than to constantly promote you because they'd be so deathly afraid of your sad demon ass.

👑🐝 BEYONCÉ

The mind & body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs & music.

We will be taking to go orders at Half Time. Free Stromboli w/ each order. #gobirds

“Being a Patriots fan is like being a spoiled only child” my god I am never in my life gonna cheer harder for a non-Chicago team than I’m going to cheer for the Eagles tonight

Javy is the best. Who are the Cubs going to face in the World Series? "It doesn't matter." x.com/NBCSChicago/st…

Time to make your brunch plans! Join us this weekend for $18.95 bottomless mimosas with any entree purchase! (1.5 hour limit) #EggsBenedict #WeekendBrunch

❤️ x.com/pj_mooney/stat…

The two best words you’ll read all day: Play ball! ⚾️ atmlb.com/2sOdXcd⚾️

It’s wasn’t just about the baseball... it was family Chicago Cubs 🐻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦⚾️ ..... Excited for our next chapter with the Philadelphia Phillies 🙏🏼👨‍👩‍👧‍👦☺️ x.com/jarrieta34/sta…

Javy Baez is already everyone's favorite player, but riding a 10-Game hit streak while leading the league in RBIs is going to get even the most, eh hem, traditional of fans on board.

Yu.... 🤦‍♂️. Not doing a lot here to help us dispel the pitchers aren’t athletes thing. x.com/mlb/status/989…