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i miss weekends when you are 18. you had a crisp $20 bill, a dream and your friend talking like dutch van der linde in your ear.

you gotta want me as bad as plankton want that formula

“you can’t retweet porn on main”

Bought another copy of Perfect Dark Zero today and the dude at the register held it up and looked back and forth between me and it LOL

Happy Valentines Day

#chromapoe

#ironlung #IronLungSpoilers this is how the movie went right?

getting to that “salary expectation” section of a final interview

I just accidentally found new favorite gif

when you’re a man and get added to a woman’s close friends on instagram

i love this screenshot so much its insane

the kids are still saying worldstar