saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???” my sentiments exactly

Sometimes I speak so aggressively on accident like fuck I didn’t even mean to clock your shit like that

Every wednesday they shoot conrad fisher in the chest 20 times

i be going crazy and everybody around me just be like “omg ur so pretty”

when i get to use “wrong bitch” i be so excited

i have a crush which clearly means i'm not locked in enough

Highlights of this week - didnt k*ll myself -not pregnant

being in your 20s and nervous for the first day of classes

The baddest bitch out of the salad family!

yeah if you’re a good boy

texting my group chats that Taylor and Travis are engaged

now I understand what my mother felt when Diana got engaged

next time i’m being delusional i will remember travis kelce and i will continue

me core :

“just like mine and hailey” gotta be the worst insult he could’ve used

i love being misunderstood when it drives someone else crazy bc why are you so worried about me?

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than an employed person on the clock.

how it feels to hate someone so much with your friend