Hey New York Giants. Do me a solid and don’t interview the Bills D Coordinator after tonight’s display. TYSM.

the halftime show vs. the applebees singer is more entertaining than the game.

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

tell me you're a marketer without telling me you're a marketer- i'll go first. tonight, I am wondering the over/under on just how many decks I have built so far in my career.. as I stare at the four working decks open on my screen.

Celebrities be like “may we love and protect our earth #EarthDay” *posts 10 photos from trips they all took via their private jets*

PITTSBURGH BLEW A 3-1 LEAD #NOQUITINNY

Someone probably should have told the #NYR about the whole ‘no quit in New York ’ tag line..

people can call New Jersey the armpit of the county or whatever other name they want, BUT they also can call it a safe place for women and that’s fucking awesome ❤️🤍

Not only do I not understand #rushtok, but I simply don’t care to learn and THATS how I know I’m old

Isn’t London known for its clocks? #NYGvsGB

it's ironic that trying to get ahold of your insurance company to ask questions about your therapy bills actually makes you go insane.

Soccer: look how exciting our sport is! Football: hold my beer…

This is the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

@ giants

Taylor bringing a fan so she can talk shit in peace is everything #grammys

It’s giving..

Joe Schoen should be forced to scrub every toilet in MetLife.. then immediately fired.

Superrrrrrrrr boring