When I put on a brand new pair of lululemons I feel like I could fist fight God.

My dead stepdad just sent me a Facebook friend request 🥴 lol

If Harry Styles ran me over in a car while wearing that sparkly jumpsuit from Coachella, I would thank him.

MISS MEGAN PETE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TODAY

Happy Friday to Megan Thee Stallion and Megan Thee Stallion only.

The feminine urge to snuggle baby goats

When I say I don’t like country music I am 10000% NOT referring to the 2001 smash hit “Austin” by Blake Shelton.

If you’ve ever hurt me just know my mom doesn’t like you.

I regret putting my exes onto all the good music I should’ve gatekept from them 😤

Nothing makes me happier than seeing my best friends being happy 🥰

Good morning to Harry Styles and Harry Styles only.

To anyone for whom this weekend is extra rough because of Father’s Day: I see you 💜

I hope the guy I just saw walk out of CVS and immediately take a huge gulp of pedialyte has an okay day.

I just need to hug a dog.

Happy Sunday to Megan Pete and Megan Pete only.

Good morning to Sydney McLaughlin only.

I hope Harry Styles is having a great Friday.

I hope Charlotte Laws had a great day.

My favorite instagram dog died yesterday so I will be grieving for the foreseeable future.