If i have failed to respond or communicate with you in a timely manner, please know that i am trying very hard to be a person

been feeling not like myself lately n this reminder was needed

Today is “We just beat LSU” Day! Celebrate accordingly.

Don't college, please.

Dear professor, Please don't make your online class a series of vocabulary fill in the blank assignments. Sincerely, Someone who won't remember the vocab words in 20 minutes

They lowdown... they dirty... they some snitches

I’m sure the mullet toss is a lot of fun but I just don’t think I could live with myself if I went to the florabama before dark.

I know this is crazy to believe but Jesus loves Trump and Biden so much He literally died for them. Hear me out: I think if we love the same Jesus - we can love people who voted different than us.

I miss concerts. I really, REALLY miss concerts. I miss bonding with strangers and feeling accepted and dancing and screaming lyrics for a few hours.

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

Troy = dressing South = stuffing

People I went to high school with are really out here getting engaged/married already and I’m just here like

sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion i literally cannot tell days apart anymore and thought today was 2 weeks ago

u guys gotta try dating someone thats actually nice to you it’ll change ur life i promise like look at me im not funny anymore and i dont even care

In Alabama, I swear it go Jesus, Nick Saban, then James Spann 😂😂😂

When I die, I want two things on my headstone: