My favorite part of resurrection is when they went back and didn’t find Jesus where they left him!! Don’t let NOBODY find you where they left you. Elevate! He got up! You can too! Nothing is too hard for my God!

Some chilaquiles with a café de olla is all I need right now

When a man treats you well it’s a pleasure to take care of him

why are only fat hispanic women called tortas? what about men? imma start calling them pinche albóndigas

sf when you stop complaining about it

Ojalá Justin Bieber se de cuenta de que no estoy en Coachella y lo cancele

bieber fever really never ends i’m 29 years old in tears lmfao

bieber twitter so active right now it’s like a family reunion

people will envy you for having an aura you literally went to hell for it’s hilarious

I really can’t take people seriously when they say they’re scared of being in oakland 😭

me acting like that shot wasn’t strong:

fatty Donald J. Trump

I’m not even gone lie I do be feeling a lil perfect sometimes lmao

Normalize using Instagram as your own personal diary and not caring about who likes your posts 🫶🏽

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

of course i love you, i’m #Mexican

#saynotolightskinlove