Let Rory oot to pee and he comes in we shite in his moo (classic Rory). Shout on Hadden who comes running through and picks it up we his bare hands thinking it was a grape that I was eating earlier😭😭🤣

Shite weather most oh the week. Back to work iday it’s a scorcher, classic.

Mental how much of a lightweight Hadden is🤣

Dad said he’d take Rory hame for me finishing work.. He’s not home🥲🥲!! Hame to no doggo is bloody miserable

Steven drills through a water pipe and floods the dining room. What a Saturday🤣

Course the wheelie bin and it’s contents goes flying all over the garden the week steven forgets to put it oot🙂🙂

Steven too drunk to eat his Christmas dinner and bedded by 5. Noted🤣

Fan my midwife asks for my urine sample and I pull this oot my bag instead.. Thank god Thainys only 30 once🤣🤣 blacko

Mental there’s dogs attending crufts then there’s Rory who eats his own shite😅

Hadden junior to make her departure any time now pls. Over it😅🐳

Well this is a different May day from last year lol

Steven dealing we his first shitey nappy is comedy gold ‘Aly I need gloves!!’ Welcome to fatherhood my guy

When Stevie gets left in charge of the baby

Aly Cowie sarahs burger shack loyal, even when in labour

Used to go oot Thursday-Monday and today I joined a fb group called ‘addicted to gardening.’ Holy toot my life’s changed lol

First jabs oot the way and it’s a solid 0 star review on trip advisor fae us. Brutal

Dad been done a belter lol

Ever been wiped oot by a scone? Me either until inite

Gary Lineker trying to speak over the fake porno noise is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen😭😭