lol ! Lmao even

Tonight was a movieeee 😍 (horror film)

Helpppp

Absolutely fucked my leg up today

Why cashiers can’t sit?! lol

'This new Pronoun thing is too confusing for me... I'm just gonna keep calling everybody MF..

ow

My lunch is too spicy and this is my 13th reason

If I had a loving father his hug would heal me rn but all I got is some guy rotting in a prison cell with my name tattooed on his chest

of course 9/11 is a virgo

I’m like if a girl was struggling to cope

Wednesdays are in the fact the worst day of the week

80k comments wishing him a happy birthday we are so cooked

I’ve been so anxious I’ve barely been able to eat for days . Not fun, not fresh

How do I explain to my bosses that the reason I “can’t” work more hours is that I DONT FUCKING WANNA

I wanna be big diesel for Halloween

Tbh after going through flight attendant training and learning exactly what happened inside the hijacked 9/11 planes I just don’t think shit is funny

My OCD convinces me this is happening to me, FREQUENTLY