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Alex Turner

@aluxt

lexicographer /// phonaestheticist /// calligrapher /// utahn /// someone/somebody /// writing in @poetrymagazine and @NERweb

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linkhttp://maturnerpoetry.com calendar_today09-06-2012 19:22:03

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Why in the world would a poetry journal only accept submissions in .DOCX format and not .PDF? Unrelated: NPR Music 's next Tiny Desk Contest will only accept submissions in MIDI files.

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When someone says a tongue-twisting phrase, you might respond with "say that __ times fast". What number would you use?

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I'm reviving a sourdough starter I had in the freezer for a few years. The culture has been putting out a lot vinegary smells over the first few days. Good to know that you don't have to be multicellular to get grumpy after a long nap.

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I heard on the radio that the "dog workers" have resolved their strike. Great for them! Um, yeah, what's a "dog worker"? (100% correct answers only)

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Still grieving for the The OED I've already lost hours of my life having to deal with their clunky new design for which they jilted this compact lexicographical masterpiece.