So proud of my grandson William Alter. Worsha! #MGoGrad

Remember when people talked about Ben Simmons at LSU like he was the next Lebron??? #wild

Excited for my beer

Got an egg rifled at my face by a group of 14 year olds last night

Playing with the cheesey film under ur balls after pinching and twisting for an hour then taking a whiff is an unmatched experience

The haters can’t stand that I ponder

They just opened up Pandora’s box #califlocknoflyzone 🅾️

Usering the linebacker

Just best my 12 year old cousin 13-0 in fifa. Fuck em

People in the 1900s really thought we’d have shit like flying cars in the future, but instead we just have women with dicks

Just laid down the law in the private handicap bathroom and a woman in a wheel chair proceeded to go in right after me

OKAY hear me out for a second… Lakers win game four because LeBron isn’t getting swept in b2b years Denver gets too comfortable and chokes in game 5 Lakers crowd is electric in game 6 leading them to a win Game 7 LeBron we are all about to witness history 🫡

Sitting next to @DewbRom at #mgograd

Kelly Clarkson needs to put a fucking sock in it.

My #2 tichonderoga could never

Jake Moody next season

Saw this dude kissing his girls shoulder as she paid for his breakfast tacos this morning. #whiteboysummer

Just another day on the steel dragon. #concrete