How are people still supporting Jeffery Star I do not understand

Man my cats probably think I’m a loser now that I’m not bringing home food everyday after work

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

Maybe if Boomers and elder Gen X had focused on voting for policies that benefitted their children rather than themselves, they could have had grandchildren. They pulled up the ladder behind them and expected us to keep climbing.

I’m so glad I have a boyfriend who has actual music taste and isn’t just into 80’s dad rock

Yo Twitter is so empty now lmao. Guess I should start using bluesky again

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I’m tired of holo taco coming out with banger nail polishes while I’m poor 😤

Something, something, cross-play

trump and elon are lowkey starting to give mermaid man and barnacle boy

Am I the only person who likes iOS 18 like what is going on here

Working in an office full of women sounds great until you are sweating 24/7 cause the heat is blasting in the winter and the AC is barely on in the summer.

Forcing public schools to display the Ten Commandments is a waste of public resources and a clear violation of the 1st Amendment's Establishment Clause.

DALINAR KHOLIN IS A STINKY FATHER

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

It’s just astounding that something as predictable as “ice doesn’t melt in freezing temperatures” has created a full-blown political crisis in St. Louis.

halsey 🌸 Anyone else having trouble paying??

all fathers who aren’t in their kids lives and also don’t pay child support should die actually

✨I stay broke but my heart is whole✨