Let me just dust this account off real quick.

⁣　⁣ 　 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘯,⁣ 　 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥⁣ 　 𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴.⁣ 　 ⋆⋆ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.⁣ 　 ⋆⋆ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ.⁣ ⁣　 ♡ + ↻

I guess I should make a pinned tweet.

I give up. That was too much work.

There are so many new updates, I’m completely lost. What the hell is happening to Twitter?

I don’t know who to follow. My TL is dead.

Anyone else get those moments where life doesn’t feel real? Just me? Cool.

Our RP Big Brother Season 1 memory wall (#RPBBSeason1) RT for a chance to be part of Season 2 soon!

[pats @CovertPatronus on the back of the head] They're here to comfort you.

Pussy pot pie.

Drool worthy meal. x.com/badmouthedjona…

Fuck, can I have some? x.com/egoautem/statu…

Ain't nobody gonna POP that pussy for nothing. x.com/badmouthedjona…

I'll send you more because I'm pretty sure I'm right. x.com/electricboobs/…

☠︎ Not even Hell can keep me down ☠︎ ➳ Recently returned Theo Raeken ➳ Baddest Bitch ➳ Fight Enthusiast. (DUH) ➳ Gimme some SLs ➳ RT 🔪

according to my calculations: ∆ = b² - 4 a c -b± √∆ x1,221 =—— 2a² You should die

Send nudes.

Bleh. x.com/stenchofcrimso…

[rolls my eyes so hard I almost shit them out]