Assassin go yeet

“Ex-assassin. And you know… yeet?” She pantomimed throwing something.

“You’re a lot older than you look. And yes, it’s a meme thing.”

//Gwen and Elektra being the new Matt and Peter

“So you’re only a few years older than me.”

“No! I’m twenty-two. Huge difference.”

“Most women are considered fully mature at twenty-two. So I’m not a reckless teen anymore.”

“Just saying there IS a difference.”

*boom* oh the misery Everybody wants to be my enemy

“…yes?”

//do trans girls count?🥺

You’ve been stung by 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒔𝒑.

Yes to tight dresses in the rain

What’s a girl got to do to be loved around here?!

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏 𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍. ♡ ʜᴜɴɢ, ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀɴᴛ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ♡ ʙʙᴄ: ʙɪɢ ʙʀɪᴛɪsʜ ᴄᴏᴄᴋ ♡ ʙʀᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ғᴏᴄᴜsᴇᴅ ♡ ɢᴀʏ ♡ #LewdRP-#MarvelRP ♡ ♡ WT:#ᴛɪᴛsɴᴅɪᴄᴋs ♡+↺

Needy spider noises

Hot buff British mommy just followed me?! Fucking score!

//Siri, how to become a lewd account