kojima is actually my god

sony: the next game we have at e3 is uh *reading from a card* what the fuck is sabotage simulator

i am alton and you aer all my chefs, compete for my affection

chef you may not have won....but you get this t-shirt after the show is over!

*brings out time travel machine* chefs u can sabotage one of ur opponents to get all their ingredients from the prehistoric age

Hello chefs and welcome to Total Drama Island™

chefs, for just $500 you can replace all the carrots from your opponents basket with this jar of my toenail clippings

nya~

noah fence but whenever jet tila is the judge of an episode i gain 5 years of my life back from all those years lost watching chefs cook

next sabotage, horse dicker

vore

*removes all the seasoning from the sabotaged chef and fills a vape pen with pepper* you have to season ur food with this

imma be honest all yalls food sux

chefs i dare you to beat me in eoh i have mastered the four elements: jotaro, kakyoin, josuke, and okuyasu

i hope solar flares hit me in florida so that i can burn to a crisp

i eat dark souls

Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA I hear you man Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA I feel you man

chef: well im not allowed to use any heat sources so i thought, you know what would cook my food? this mixtape!! and then alton came over and roundhouse kicked my head

chefs say that to me when i find you in dark souls and kill you

Heef.