Waiting for Pond0x to deliver anything… The plug doesn’t plug. The spawning doesn’t spawn. The water doesn’t drop. The rewards don’t reward. The mining doesn’t distribute. The Void just extracts. The $PORK isn’t flipping $PEPE or hitting 24.8B MC. The $PNDC died at birth. The

Delusional mode ACTIVATED 🤡💡 Out here imagining I’ve got a whole node and I’m “validating info” just because a shiny UI / fancy screen says I am… Same vibes as that “mining” phase where the dashboard had me feeling like an industrial-scale operation ⛏️ …but my wallet

$chilldev pump n dump Surprised?

Jeremy's got fat again. On your money 💀

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🚨 Breaking News Rumors are swirling that funds extracted from users in the Pond0x Protocol were used by Pauly0x and Ryder Ripps to cover legal fees in the Yuga Labs lawsuit with claims that it also enriched Pauly0x at the community’s expense. Mining stalled. Subs broke.

I'm buying $chilldev because Jeremy hates it 🤣

Pondwater vault Tx’s ≈4h ago: SWAPPED: • 181.932 $stETH to $496.065,43 $USDC • 180,78 Billions $MOG to $39.351,33 $USDC ended at Cow Protocol • 751,21 Million $ANDY to $8.779,49 $USDC ended at Cow Protocol SENT: • $331.065,43 $USDC to LIFI • $165.00,00 $USDC to Pond

Wrong! He called her a whore. But yes, that did kill pork.

Never listen to Kenobi 💀

Did you cancel your plans $Pork tards?

🚨FORMER SAFEMOON CEO SENTENCED TO PRISON Ex-CEO Braden John Karony was sentenced Tuesday to 100 months in U.S. District Court (E.D.N.Y.) after being convicted of siphoning millions from SafeMoon to fund a lavish lifestyle. He must also forfeit $7.5M plus two real residences.

Beyond Token Holdings: SafeMoon Sets a Legal Precedent Against Liquidity Pool Fraud in DeFi 🧑‍⚖️🚩 The SafeMoon sentence is an important jurisprudential milestone in the fight against DeFi fraud because it reinforces a simple principle “decentralized” infrastructure does not

For the culture! $36,767,880 Millions in $USDC & $ETH off ramped from Pond Treasury. That’s only a fraction. 🧮🧾 $PORK $PNDC $WPOND GEOFF POND0X

Study single sided liquidity. It's how Jeremy CENSORED made a lot of his money from the community. Then add PRO payments and insider wallets of course.

NEW: Major investigation dropping February 26 on one of crypto’s most profitable businesses where multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period of time.

1/ Meet BROOX (Broox Bauer), one of the multiple Axiom employees allegedly abusing the lack of access controls for internal tools to lookup sensitive user details to insider trade by tracking private wallet activity since early 2025.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 🇺🇸 Six suspected insiders made $1.2M betting on a US strike on Iran Most of these wallets: • were funded in the last 24h • specifically bet for February 28 • bought "yes" hours before the strike

Different year, different pivot, same bullshit.