When I worked at Hot Topic for a Christmas season right before the pandemic - I always kept my phone on do not disturb. But I'd turn my sounds on and made all of my notifications the infamous G note.

I'm like "she knows. She knows I just hit my pen." 😂

Bring back old Hot Topicccccc

Things I'll randomly text my father as a 28 year old woman: "Spooky season started today - act accordingly. 🎃"

Happy Monday guys 😂

In a prestige counter manager meeting: Another prestige manager: "What does F-O-B stand for?" Me, without missing a beat: "Fallout Boy" Department manager: "Field of business..."

11 years ago before seeing Lady Gaga on the ArtRave tour in New York! 🐾🆙

There's no better feeling in the universe than having one of the coolest people you work with to tell you "don't you dare ever fucking leave here." 🖤

Walking by a mother who is clearly stressed out by her children not listening or staying with her: "Unattended and misbehaving children are subject to being taken by the Goblin King." The smile on my face as her laughter carried through the store as I kept walking.

.... I thought the lyrics in Style were "Just take me out" and not "Just take me home." For years I've been giggling to myself thinking "with what? A bat?"

"Sometimes I want some rock 'n roll red highlights - just because I want my friends to think I'm DYNAMITE." 🧨🧨🧨 I've been wanting to caption a pic with that since #BornThisWay #LadyGaga

Always a good feeling when your boss tells you he's proud of you. Me, reading the email: :')

Stop looking through the cracks of public restrooms to see if they're empty. That's fucking weird.

#AutomaticLoveletter

10/$40 panties is not a deal, Pink.

Having bronchitis, working full time and moving right before Christmas is fucking testing me.

little juju 🥺🩷